To my utter amazement, I have been bestowed the above award, yes, it's, "The New Slightly Enhanced LIEBSTER AWARD", not to be confused with the, Lobster Award, I mean, the "Liebster Award". Our slightly eccentric friend, Rob, over at, ...The Slightly Eccentric Diary of Rob Z. Tobor...has graced me with his own, unique award. Rob, I'm thrilled, honoured and I wish I'd prepared a speech.
If you haven't visited Rob's blog, please do so. It's often surreal, clever and basically confuses my last two brain cells.
Now there aint no rules, as such. Okay, I really should pass on this award so others can then pass on this award and so on and on and on until the whole planet has this new slightly enhanced version of the Lobster, the Liebster Award. I was told I can do as I wish with this award. Bidding will soon start on eBay. Thank you, Rob, you are the bestest.
So for no reason whatsoever, I bestow the award onto the following bloggers. All of you, yes the millions of starstruck fans who visit this site. Grab the photo and think of ...The Slightly Eccentric Diary of Rob Z. Tobor...
Anyhoo, the NON-AWARD has been carefully, thoughtfully,.lovingly created for me, yes me, just me! I announce to you that I'm the recipient of the Sad Oddity, sorry, I announce to you that I'm the recipient of the "SADOTY" aka "Super Award Dodger Of The Year", NON-AWARD.
Oh yeah, there are rules to follow.
1. I must never pass it on.
2. I must never reveal ANYTHING about myself. Penalties are heavy if I do.
3. No Linkbacks are allowed. Ever.
4. It self-destructs almost immediately after being claimed. Stand back.
I think non-congratulations are in order for me. In the true spirit of this NON-AWARD, I will not make mention of who bestowed this NON-AWARD on my good self. Thus, absolutely no mention of, C. LEE McKENZIE!